6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Carnage.  Apparently Roman Polanski never heard the old adage, “Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me.”

21 Jump Street.  At one point in the story, Ice Cube advises, “Embrace the cliche!”  The filmmakers do exactly that and then turn it on its head.

50/50.  A pretty good movie, that, oddly enough, is almost immediately forgettable.

Wrath of the Titans.  Sam Worthington again plays Perseus, a character who is half god, half human, and this time around, he isn’t half bad.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Beginners. Combined with The Beaver and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, Beginners completes last year’s terrifying Trilogy of Quirk.

Wanderlust. There’s not a lot of wandering going on here–unless the title refers to what your mind does during the film.

Submarine.  Another indie film torpedoed by too much quirk?  Or does it get the mix of oddball characters and idiosyncratic storytelling just right?

The Hunger Games. Like Twilight, Lionsgate’s next big movie franchise is based on a successful series of young adult novels.  Which makes you wonder, are there any books written these days for adults that are worth turning into movies?

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6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Vow.  It’s the year of the Tatum.  With 21 Jump Street already a big hit, and G.I. Joe: Retaliation and Magic Mike still to come, how do the Misfits feel about this initial effort from Mr. Tatum?

Bruce Broughton.  The Emmy winning and Oscar nominated composer talks about scoring Young Sherlock Holmes, writing music for comedies, and working with Peter Yates, Alan Alda, John Hughes, and Michael Jackson.

John Carter.  Has Disney succeeded in bringing Edgar Rice Burroughs’ Martian Fantasy to the screen, or have they simply turned it into Dancing with Barsoomians?

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The Big Year.  This film was in and out of theaters so fast it was harder to spot than a Blue Footed Boobie.  But for those who did manage to see it, they experienced that rarest of sightings… a really good movie.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance.  The only vendetta Nicolas Cage seems to have is one against the audience.

Bruce Broughton Interview.  The Academy Award nominated and Emmy winning composer talks about writing music for movies, his early days in TV, and composing his first big score for the film Silverado.

Safe House.  Exactly who is the safe house safe for?

The Woman in Black.  According to this film, if looks could kill, a bunch of kids would be dead.  Huh?

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. Flagrant Oscar Bait?  Or quirk run amok?

We Bought a Zoo. It’s Elizabethtown with animals, which means it’s well-meaning, a little too nice, and has a sentimental screenplay propped up by a handful of clever story moments.

Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. The only mole in this movie is the entertainment–and it’s deep, deep undercover. 

War Horse. Although it’s been called an old fashion epic that tugs at the heartstrings, some of the Misfits weren’t all that enamored with this latest Spielberg effort.  Are they looking a gift horse in the mouth?

The Artist. The less said the better–really.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Adventures of Tintin.  Andy Serkis not only brought Gollum to life on the movie screen, but also King Kong and Caesar the super-intelligent ape.  What seems to be beyond Mr. Serkis and an army of CGI technicians is a believable human being.

Contraband.  Forget about drugs and counterfeit money.  Can we start smuggling good screenplays into the country?

The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo.  As Da Man points out, a better title might be The Man Who Hired the Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.

Mission Impossible:  Ghost Protocol.  Your mission, if you should decide to accept it, is to… well,  have a good time at this movie.

The Academy Award Nominations.  ‘Nuff said.  But don’t worry, everyone is just going to keep right on talking about them–even the Misfits.

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The Muppets. It’s time to light the lights…  Or is it?

Young Adult. An alternate title might be Prom Bitch Queen meets Crippled Geek.

Sherlock Holmes:  A Game of Shadows. It’s the thinking man’s movie that goes BOOM!

New Year’s Eve. Here’s a New Year’s resolution everyone can get behind:  No more Garry Marshall romantic comedies.

The Golden Globe Awards.  The show was a lot like the gold sprinkled desert that was served.  Sparkly and tasty on the night of the show but not so much the following morning.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

My Week with Marilyn.  Forget about one week, judging by this movie, two hours would be too long.

Puss in Boots.  This prequel to Shrek definitely lays an egg–but is it a golden egg or a goose egg?

J. Edgar.  Armed with his latest Oscar bait, Eastwood goes fishing for Academy Awards.  But will this turn out to be “the one that got away”?

Hugo.  You go, I go, we all go for Hugo–that is, if you’re a Misfit.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Immortals.  A grim, ugly version of  Greek mythology that’s filled with castrations, disfigured women, and Mickey Rourke sucking on chicken bones.  Who’d want to live forever in this world?

Tower Heist.  A bunch of likable guys in a pretty unlikely caper.

The Three Musketeers.  It’s got a sort of Jules Verne, steampunk vibe.  What it hasn’t got, is much to do with the Alexandre Dumas novel.

The Descendants.  Combine skilled acting, excellent direction, an impressive screenplay, plus gorgeous cinematography and what do you get?  The Misfits have an answer for you.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Thing.  Some things are better left in Antarctica buried in the ice.

In Time.  After wasting two hours watching this film, The Time Bandits might seem like a better title.

Real Steel.  The robot action is great!  Unfortunately,  the human action is pretty mechanical and unconvincing.

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Martha Marcy May Marlene.  This year’s Winter’s Bone?  Or just another indie flick with a dark, depressing story?

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Ward. If the characters in The Ward took the DSM III test, instead of turning out to be crazy and paranoid, they’d just turn out to be dull and boring.

Footloose.  Forget about the ban on dancing.  Apparently Hollywood has a ban on new ideas.

The Ides of March.  Shhhh.  Whatever you do, don’t tell Clooney about Willow Creek dam.  The shock might be too much for him.

Abduction.  This idiotic movie has one believable premise.  After spending two hours with Taylor Lautner, you’ll definitely believe someone would put him up for adoption–even as a teenager.

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Troll Hunter.  “Trolls!!!”  Nuff said.

Our Idiot Brother.   A likable film about an idiot character, or an idiot film about a likable character?

Moneyball.  There was a time when baseball movies were about legends like Babe Ruth, Lou Gehrig, and Jackie Robinson.  But not anymore.  Now they’re about zeros–literally.  This is a sports film about statistics and crunching numbers.

Drive.  The year of the Gosling continues, but it’s a creepy Albert Brooks who almost steals the picture.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds!

Conan the Barbarian.  Keep the first twenty minutes, call it Young Conan, and you’ve got a great short.  Add an hour and a half of confused story and bad acting, and you’ve got the new Conan the Barbarian movie.

Fred Koenekamp.  He’s faced the challenge of putting epic-size films on the screen like Patton and Papillon, and he’s been in the thick of the action on a roller rink in Kansas City Bomber, but maybe the greatest challenge he faced was a bunch of bees in The Swarm.  Part 2 of Jim’s interview with cinematographer Fred Koenekamp.

The Debt. No, it’s not a movie about your student loan.  Instead, this espionage thriller tells the story of three Mossad agents as they attempt to apprehend a Nazi war criminal.  No word on whether their student loans were ever paid.

Attack the Block. What do you get when you combine great direction, smart screenwriting, terrific acting, and a budget that’s probably a bit larger than the craft service bill for Super 8? A surprisingly good film, that’s what.  Remember, if you see only one kids v.s aliens movie this year, make sure it’s Attack the Block.

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Without benefit of a suped-up DeLorean, the Misfits do their best to look into the future and predict what the Best Picture nominations will be.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Help.  Kathryn Stockett’s blockbuster best seller gets the Hollywood treatment.  Does Tinsel Town get it right, or does the movie need a little…help?

Fred Koenekamp interview.  Academy Award winner and cinematographer on such films as Patton, Papillon, and The Adventures Buckaroo Banzai talks about his early days in the industry.

Crazy, Stupid Love.  Just what the world needs, another romcom about how unpredictable and screwy love is.  No.  Really.  This time I am being sarcastic.

Rise of the Planet of the Apes.  Is this just another case of Hollywood unable to see any new ideas, hear any new ideas, or speak any new ideas?

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Rubber.  Bargain-basement Bunuel or a Firestone commercial with edge?

Friends With Benefits.  Just what the world needs, another roncom about a couple who want to have sex but no commitment.  No.  Really.  I’m serious.

Cowboys and Aliens.  Maybe this should have been called A Bunch of Writers and a Director With a Really Cool Title and Not Much Else.

Captain America: The First Avenger.  Somewhere, Joe Simon and Jack Kirby are smiling.

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Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides.  Maybe it’s only natural that this franchise, which is getting a little long in the tooth, goes looking for the Fountain of Youth.

X-Men: First Class.  The Next step in the evolution of the X-Men film series or a genetic throw-back?

Transformers: Dark of the Moon.  Watch as your hard-earned cash is transformed into box office gold.  Otherwise, everything else about this movie remains pretty much the same as the first two films.

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6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander.  Jim Morton, expert on extreme cinema, shares the remainder of his movie picks to take with him on a deserted island.

Super 8.  Kids vs. the army.  Alien vs. the earth.  Pickup vs. Train.  The only one who comes out of this looking better than expected is the truck.

Larry Crowne.  In his new film, Tom Hanks goes to college and learns about economics, public speaking, and love.  But judging by Larry Crowne, maybe he should have taken a couple of film courses also.

Green Lantern.  With the release of Green Hornet and Green Lantern, the studios should declare a moratorium on making movies about superheroes with the word “Green” in their name.  This means you, Green Arrow.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds!

This week’s guest on The Islander is author Jim Morton.  He was a contributing editor to Incredibly Strange Films and in the early 80s put out the fanzine Trashola.  He has forgotten more about horror and sex-ploitation films than most people will ever know, and his picks definitely reflect his eclectic tastes.

Midnight in Paris.  Paris might be a “movable feast,” but Midnight in Paris is more like a buffet stuck in the 20s.

Kung Fu Panda 2.  In the 80s, a film was released with the tagline, “The movie that kicks you in the face!”  Panda 2 is more like a kick in the gut–or maybe just a bit lower.

Bridesmaids.  “Always a bridesmaid, never a bride.”  As far as comedy goes, this might not be such a bad thing.

The Tree of Life.  Silly and pretentious?  Or a daring, surprising film?  Or maybe, a little bit of both?

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds!

Win Win.  The Misfits might not know a “pinch head lock” from a “cover down,” but they know when a film is “advantage/top.”

Thor.  “By Odin’s beard!”  The movie Thor arrives on the big screen–but is it big enough to contain all the CGI in this picture?

The Beaver. Warning!  Explicit language!  Who’s loonier?  Mel with a beaver puppet on his hand, or Jim as he descends into sputtering incoherency in an attempt to review The Beaver?

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Source Code.  Last summer in Prince of Persia, Jake Gyllenhaal could travel a few minutes back in time.  In Source Code, he’s upped it to eight minutes.  Hopefully next year, he’ll star in a remake of The Time Tunnel and manage to travel way, way back in time…and never come back.

Atlas Shrugged–and the audience shrugged right back.

Arthur.  How bad is this remake?   Even Helen Mirren isn’t all that good in it.  Now that’s pretty bad.

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Sydney Lumet remembered.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander.  Nancy concludes her interview with film historian and UCLA professor Jonathan Kuntz.

Paul.  Movie-wise, just another misidentified UFO?  Maybe, but watching a weather balloon or looking at swamp gas for an hour and a half would be more entertaining and fun.

Sucker Punch.  As ridiculous as Jack Snyder’s Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga’hoole was, it still made more sense than Sucker Punch.

The Lincoln Lawyer.  A film so silly, the audience might consider trying to plea bargain for a shorter running time.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick the ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is film historian and UCLA professor Jonathan Kuntz.

Battle: LA.  In the war between the aliens and the marines, there’s really only one loser: the audience.

Rango.  Strangers don’t last long in the town of Dirt.  This is bad news for Rango, since it’s hard to get any stranger than a domesticated chameleon voiced by Johnny Depp, starring in a western featuring a bunch of desert creatures.

International Tom Hanks Day.

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The Fighter.  Both Christian Bale and Melissa Leo won Oscars for their supporting roles. Although it isn’t exactly clear who they’re supporting, it doesn’t seem to be Mark Wahlberg.

Winter’s Bone.  Hillbilly noir or one of last year’s better films?

The Kid’s Are All Right.  Who are these people?  Is this just your standard issue Hollywood love triangle tricked out in lesbian drag to make it seem “new and edgy,” or is it actually some kind of science fiction film that takes place in an alternate universe populated by annoying, self-centered people who actually say things like “all right” and “groovy”?

127 Hours.  Immovable object meets very resistible force.  Sometimes a dull penknife is the only answer to life’s problems.

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For your listening pleasure, a special episode we hesitate to call “a bonus.”  But really, how bad can this year’s Academy Awards show be?  The 83rd time’s a charm, right?  If you missed the live telecast (or just happen to be a masochist), listen and decide for yourself.  Hey, our version has this going for it–it’s less than a third of the original running time.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Green Hornet.  Are the Green Hornet and Kato villains or heroes?  Or maybe both.  Or maybe neither.  Then again, maybe they’re just a couple of annoying slackers.

The Dilemma. Two friends create a device that makes a silent electric vehicle roar like a rumbling muscle car.  The Dilemma is a lot like that device.  Look under the hood of this comedy, and you won’t find any laughs, just a lame drama pretending to be something it isn’t.

The Rite.  “The power of house payments compels you!  The power of house payments compels you!”  Maybe this explains why Anthony Hopkins is in The Rite.

The Misfits remember film composer John Barry.

The Company Men.  How can a film starring Tommy Lee Jones, Chris Cooper, and Kevin Costner go wrong?  The answer?  Ben Affleck.

The Misfits make their Oscar predictions.

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January 23.  ‘Nuff said.

6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six movies in ninety seconds.

Tron: Legacy.  In this case, the legacy isn’t special effects so much, as it is lame, lazy story-telling.

How do You know.  A film so close to being a non-experience, that these questions almost always come up: “How do you know it’s started?  How do you know it’s playing?  How do you know it’s over?”

Season of the Witch.  Welcome to the middle ages–for movies that is.  It’s that dark time between the holiday blockbusters and the Academy Awards.  It’ll take more than a couple of knights with good intentions to save a movie released during this period.

Cinescopes.  Forget about what the stars have to say–what do our favorite films reveal about us?

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Yogi Bear.  CGI bears, based on Hanna Barbera characters, in a 3D movie.  Is this the Misfits’ worst nightmare come true–or a surprisingly watchable comedy?

Whether you like the new True Grit or not might depend on whom you prefer: The Duke or The Dude.

The Golden Globe Awards.  Hollywood’s elite go panning for validation and creative recognition in the rather shallow stream of the HFPA, but as usual, only turn up fool’s gold.

The King’s Speech.  Not surprisingly, this is one film the Misfits can’t stop talking about.

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The Warrior’s Way.  It’s a film that’s all green screen and special effects.  The only thing that hasn’t been digitally added is a decent screenplay.

Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader.  Is the third time a charm?

The Black Swan.  If you look closely during the scene where the portraits taunt and laugh at the main character, you might see the Misfits.

The Tourist.  Depp.  Jolie.  Venice.  How could it go wrong?  For the answer, you can either spend two hours watching the movie, or twelve minutes listening to the Misfit’s review.

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Blake Edwards remembered.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Unstoppable.  Will the Misfits try to put the brakes on this one, or are they along for the ride?

Morning Glory.  Perky irresistible force meets grumpy immovable object.  Something’s got to give, but will it be the Misfit’s patience?

Megamind.  More laughs at the expense of comic book superheroes.  Is this genre played out, or is there a new twist or two left in it?

The Misfits share some of their favorite Christmas moments from the movies.

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The Social Network.  You don’t get to 500 million friends without making a few enemies.  But what about the Misfits?  Are they enemies or friends?  Listen and find out.

Red.  Growing old isn’t for sissies–especially CIA agents.

Secretariat.  You’ve seen it all before: a woman who follows her dream, a horse that no one believes in, and John Malkovich in a goofy supporting role (the third one this year).  Paint by the numbers filmmaking, or a classic story told in a simple, straightforward way?

Gregory Peck.  In part two of the Misfits look at the career of Gregory Peck, there are some definite highlights: To Kill a Mockingbird, The Guns of Navarone, and The Big Country.  Then again, you also have Billy Two Hats and Beloved Infidel.

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Legend of the Guardians: the Owls of Ga’ Hoole.  It’s about a bunch of owls.  What else do you need to know?

Catfish.  A new kind of indie doc, in which the goal seems to be “punking” the audience.  All that’s missing is Ashton Kutcher.

Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps.  One thing’s for sure, as far as good movies go, we’re definitely in a bear market.

Gregory Peck.  The Misfits take a look at the career of this great actor and then ask the question, “Just how great is he?”

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Tony Curtis remembered.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Town.  Move over Wells, Hitchcock, and Fellini.  There’s a new auteur in town: Affleck.

Devil.  M. Night Shyamalan’s career summed up in a single sentence: Going down, please.

Resident Evil: Afterlife.  Maybe this should have been titled Resident Evil: Afterthought–as in, “Oh yeah, besides sexy, gun-toting babes, maybe we should have had a good story.  Oh well, maybe next time.”

Oscar predictions.  Without benefit of animal entrails or tarot cards, the Misfits do their best to predict the 10 Best Picture nominations.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander.  Nancy concludes her interview with Gregory McClatchy, the founder and creative director of Motor Entertainment.

Piranha 3D.  Wet T-shirt contest meets thousands of flesh-eating piranha.  What’s not to like?

Machete.  After making this film, Robert De Niro might very well ask, “Are you looking at me?”  And sadly, the answer would be, “No.  Not really.”

Lottery Ticket.  Winning the lottery is great–if you live to spend the money.

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Rifftrax.  The guys from Rifftrax take on Reefer Madness in a live performance.  Why?  Because as they say at Rifftrax, “Some films have it coming.”

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is Gregory McClatchy, founder and creative director of Motor Entertainment.

Step Up 3D.  Electrical engineering or dancing?  It’s a classic quandary.  Which one will the hero choose?  Here’s a hint.  The film isn’t called Light Up.

The Expendables.  It’s got plenty of action and more than enough heroes.  But is that enough?  Or maybe, is it too much?

The Other Guys.  Here’s a one sentence description of the movie: Lion vs Tuna.  What else do you need to know?

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Salt.  An alternate title might be The Russians Moles Are Coming, The Russian Moles Are Coming, since just about everyone in the film turns out to be a Russian mole except the President.  And even he’s a little iffy.

Inception.  One of the few good films of the summer.  You might want to spin a top after seeing it to make sure you’re not dreaming.

Solarbabies/Prayer of the Rollerboys.  Two films look boldly into the future and see a world that looks a lot like…the 80s?

A Review of Coming Attractions–new and old.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander.  Nancy concludes her interview with actor Carleton Carpenter.  Carleton reveals the remainder of his desert island picks.

The Last Airbender is the latest film to benefit from after-the-fact 3D.  Now if only there was a way to retrofit a film with a good story and believable acting.

Despicable Me.  One of the few films this year that isn’t despicable (at least entertainment-wise).

Predators.  If the predators really wanted to track down the most intelligent and illusive prey, they might try hunting for a new idea to make into a movie.

The MGM Dogville shorts.  Before Marmaduke, before Babe, even before Francis the talking mule, there were the Dogville shorts.

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6 ‘n 90!  Da man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick the ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is actor Carleton Carpenter.  Carleton has acted on TV, film, and the stage.

Toy Story 3.  It’s Pixar!  It’s in 3D!  It’s dark and edgy!  What’s not to like?  Listen and find out.

Jonah Hex.  It’s said that Jonah can speak to the dead.  Then maybe he should have himself a little talk with this movie and find out what went wrong.  Because one thing’s for sure–it died a horrible death at the box office.

Knight and Day.  Is the bar so low for what’s considered entertaining that this mildly competent film can pass as one of the summer’s successes?  While not a Jonah Hex level disaster, it certainly didn’t do the business that was expected of it.  Still, the Misfits find themselves split as to its merits.

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Marmaduke.  He’s making the big move to Cali and livin’ large in the OC.  Of course, Marmaduke lives large wherever he is–except maybe at the box office.

The A-Team.  They specialize in the ridiculous.  Ridiculous story.  Ridiculous characters.  Ridiculous action.

The remake of The Karate Kid has lots of attitude, lots of great scenery, and lots of Kung Fu.  It’s even got lots of minutes (two hundred and thirty of ‘em), but what it hasn’t got enough of is Jackie Chan.

The Misfits take a look at the movies opening in the last two months of the summer.

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The Islander.  Nancy concludes her interview with David Jacobs, the creator of both Dallas and Knots Landing.  David reveals the remainder of his desert island picks.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time.  We’re not even half way through the summer and already a second film about time travel is playing in theaters.  The unavoidable question that has to be asked is, “If you could travel back in time and only avoid seeing one time travel film, which one would it be?”  And no fair picking Marmaduke.  Just because time seems to stand still, doesn’t make it a time travel movie.

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo.  Thriller?  Mystery?  Feminist wish fulfillment flick?  Character study?  Or just a freak fest?  The Misfits have a tough time pinning this one down.

Survival of the Dead.  You’ll moan, you’ll groan, and after two hours, you might stagger from the theater like a slack-jawed, brain dead zombie.  Even though the dead survive in this latest George A. Romero film, Survival of the Dead might be the shot to the brainpan that ends this cycle of living dead films.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six movies in ninety seconds.

The islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick the ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is David Jacobs: producer, director, author, and creator of both Dallas and Knots Landing.

Harry Brown.  What I want to know is, where’s the Harry Brown action figure?  It could come with play money to drop everywhere in a drunken stupor, an asthma inhaler, and a cell phone that you can hear his old codger buddy being killed on.  Depressing drug den and graffiti covered, urine stained pedestrian underpass sold separately.

It’s back to school for show and tell as the Misfits share some of the things they learned at the movies.

Robin Hood.  Although there’s no robbing the rich and giving to the poor in this new version, when it’s over, your wallet will definitely be ten dollars or so lighter and you might very well feel like you’ve been robbed.

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Defendor.  He can’t spell, he can’t fight, and he pays a prostitute 40 dollars a day to be his friend.  A new hero for a new time?  Or just a direct to DVD mess?

Iron Man 2.  This sequel has more of everything: story lines, villains, and not just one Iron Man but two!  So how come it feels like something is missing?

Kick Ass.  It’s reprehensible, offensive, and objectionable.  But it’s also smart, challenging, and a well-made film.  And it’s got Hit Girl in it, which is a plus or a minus, depending on how you feel about the film.

The E*Trade Babies movie.  Product placement takes a giant leap forward as the product actually becomes the movie.  But why stop with the E*Trade babies?  What about the Burger King?  Or the Maytag Repair Man?  Funny, you should ask…

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six movies in ninety seconds.

Speedy Gonzales–racing to a theater near you.  On, and don’t forget about Marvin the Martian.  He’s on his way to earth so he can destroy… Christmas?

The Islander.  Nancy concludes her interview with Vincent Arcaro, founder, president, and executive producer of Dark Light pictures.  What will his final movie picks be to take with him on a desert island?

Hot Tub Time Machine.  If Lou had a time machine, he’d travel back in time to the moment before he bought a ticket for Hot Tub Time Machine and pick something else to see.  Would any of the other Misfits join him?

Francis.  He’s a mule.  And he talks.  It’s an idea that might work for the length of a single film–but what about seven films?  The Misfits take a look at the first four movies in the Francis the Talking Mule series.

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6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked the ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is Vincent Arcaro, founder, president, and executive producer of Dark Light Pictures.

After watching How to Train Your Dragon, it’s difficult not to ask yourself the question, “Are the only films that don’t insult an audience’s intelligence being made for kids?”

Clash of the Titans.  The Misfits come to a unanimous decision: It stinks!

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Admiral (It’s a trap!) Ackbar, a team mascot?  Before any final decisions are made, the Misfits have some suggestions about which movie characters might make a good mascot.

6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six movies in ninety seconds!

Robert Culp and Corey Haim remembered.

We’re late, we’re late, for a very important date.  So put on your breastplate, helmet, and shield.  We’re going to…Wonderland?

Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster.  A lost episode of Steve Allen’s Meeting of Minds?  Allen: What’s your take on the current economic situation, Mr. Frankenstein?  Frankenstein: ….  Allen: And your point of view on this, Spacemonster?  Spacemonster: GRRRRRRRRRRRRR! (rips off Allen’s head)  Or is it a low budget, sci-fi film packed with stock footage and babes in bikinis?  Maybe, it’s just an early, blatant example of product placement, shilling for vespas.

The Misfits take a final look back at the January and February movies.  How did the big ego/small expectation, almost direct-to-video, and test screening flops do?

6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander Part 2.  Nancy concludes her interview with character actor James Karen, who shares his final movie picks to take with him on a desert island.

Shutter Island.  An updated Dr. Caligari, or just an over-blown, big budget excuse for a bunch of extras to do some gardening?

Cop Out.  It’s about two cops who spend most of the film not being cops.  It’s a comedy without any comedy.  And it’s a buddy picture without any buddies.  What does that leave?  Listen to the review and find out.

The worst of the best.  Jusct because a film receives the Best Picture Oscar, doesn’t mean it’s any good.

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Join the Misfits for an evening at the Oscars — or anyway in front of a big screen TV, watching the Oscars.  All the predictability and tedium of the original three and a half hour show in less than a third of the time.  It’s a show Lou enthusiastically describes as “nice.”

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Up.  Maybe we’re just a bunch of Johnny-come-latelies who missed the bandwagon, but even so, nothing is going to stop us from putting in our two cents about Up.  It’s great!  So there.

6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

The Islander is where guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick the ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is character actor James Karen.  Among his many TV appearances are roles on  Seinfeld and The Larry Sanders Show, and on the big screen he has appeared in Poltergeist, The Return of the Living Dead, Frankenstein Meets the Spacemonster, and many other films.

Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief.  What’s the point of being an Olympian if your kid can call you on the carpet for being busy with God stuff instead of being a good parent?  The only thing that could possibly be lamer is taking an elevator to Olympus.

The new Wolfman movie is an uneasy mix of yesterday and today.  Is it an effort doomed to leave gorehounds disappointed and fans of the original film frustrated?

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Trailers.  The Misfits take a look at some coming attractions that just keep on coming and coming and…

6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in 90 seconds!

Edge of Darkness.  Mel’s back–but for how long?  Would a better pick for his return to the screen have been a buddy movie–maybe with a beaver as his buddy?

Legion.  Angels without wings.  The human race without a future.  Dennis Quaid without career options.

The Oscars.  Without the benefit of a crustal ball or tea leaves, the Misfits do their best to predict the Academy Award winners.

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A brief look at the history of the Razzie Awards.

6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

John Wilson, creator of The Razzies, shares the remainder of his movie picks to take with him on a desert island.  Will his luxury item be a wire coat hanger?

Up in the Air.  One of the biggest surprises of ‘09: a movie made for adults!

Robot Monster.  Featuring an alien invader more gorilla than robot, this film was shot in four days for only sixteen thousand dollars.  Is this an example of scaled back, bargain basement movie making at its most ridiculous?  Or possibly, is what we see on the screen exactly what the screenwriter and director intended?

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6 ‘n 90.  Da man reviews six films in ninety seconds.  And this time, it’s a festival of “outs!”

The Giant Claw.  It’s a blur!  It’s a bird!  It’s a puppet!

The Islander.  Guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick ten films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s guest this week is John Wilson, creator of the Razzies, an award that celebrates the worst Hollywood has to offer.  Will a Pia Zadora film be among the movies he would take with him?

Horror has many faces.  For Lou, it’s the face of Sam Mendes.

The Golden Globe Awards.  Let’s hear it for the winners!  And if you don’t feel like clapping for them, don’t worry.  They’re more than ready to give themselves a round of applause and a standing O.  Hey, they deserve it.

Lionel Barrymore rides a horse!  What else do you need to know?

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6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews six films in ninety seconds.

Robert Downey Jr. as Sherlock Holmes.  Is his performance too edgy, or is it the perfect modern interpretation of a classic character?

A musical featuring a film director that’s about everything…except making movies!

January and February: a black hole for film releases, swallowing dozens of poorly tested, written-off movies every year.  If you’re a major director or movie star, you do not want your film opening in one of these two months.

Alec Baldwin: Nuff said.

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6 ‘n 90.  Da Man reviews 6 movies in 90 seconds.

Avatar reviewed.  Spoiler alert!  (Yeah, like everyone hasn’t seen it already)  Also, how will movies be presented in the future?

Marmaduke: The Movie.  Promise or threat?  Either way, it’s headed to a theater near you in 2010.

The Golden Globe nominations.  Predictors of The Academy Awards?  Or just another tedious awards show?

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6 ‘n 90!  Da Man reviews six movies in ninety seconds!

Hollywood takes on Red Box and bad Twitter movie reviews.

The Islander Part 2.  Nancy concludes her interview with the wonderful Ann Rutherford, who shares her final five picks to take with her on a desert island.  Ann also tells the story of how she got the part of Scarlett’s youngest sister in Gone With the Wind.

Ma and Pa Kettle reconsidered.  Although to be honest, we’re not sure these movies have ever been seriously considered.  If not, it’s about time they were, and The Cinema Misfits are up to the challenge.

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We kickoff this inaugural show with Da Man’s 6 ‘n 90.  Six reviews in ninety seconds.

The Islander.  Guests are interviewed by Nancy and asked to pick the 10 films they would take with them to a desert island.  Nancy’s first guest is Ann Rutherford.  Miss Rutherford played Scarlett’s youngest sister in Gone With the Wind and Polly Benedict in the Andy Hardy series, and is a  veteran of many wonderful Hollywood films.

2012 reviewed.  Spoiler alert!  But to be honest, this thing is pretty spoiler proof.  Things fall down and go CRASH!  Oops.  Did I say too much?

Hollywood.  Out of ideas, or moving in a direction so bold, so unexpected that we can only tag along and wonder at Tinseltown’s peculiar kind of genius?

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